| Me: | okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up. |
| Me: | ooooh, when did that poster get there? |
| Me: | ugh, split ends. |
| Me: | why is the back of your head so attractive?! |
| Me: | HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER? |
| Me: | just act like you understand. |
| Me: | don't pick me, don't pick me... |
| Me: | so here's my number, so call me maybe. |
| Me: | DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY. |
| Me: | it's only been fifteen minutes? |
| Me: | I hate you all. |
| Me: | someone shoot me. |
